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Ok so; scopa has this big trapdoor thing in the bar which is where we keep the beer kegs and all the sodas and beers and wine and I forgot it was open and literally took a step back, and fell a meter and a half down and landed on my hip on a bed of metal beer kegs. my left hip, ribs, and arm are really badly bruised. On the upside: I have lots of codeine ?? :(

I’m so sore can someone with nice stubble please cuddle me and stroke my hair? Thank u + bye x





Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.


all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

(via fastgirlsdoitwell)


I need more money for cute underwear and plants 

(via funkybug)


Job interviewer: so what skills can you bring to the company
Me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

(via stop)


(Source: namasteh, via kay-teenie)


it’s 1964 I’m on a balcony smoking a really long cigarette and some lofty music is playing I drop my martini on the floor it breaks and 5 men scramble to get me a new one

(via sylvia-lauris)


Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

(Source: 949520, via beyoncebeytwice)


do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends

(via gnostic-forest)



i’ve never seen something so accurate

(via fashfux)


I’m alive but only physically 

(via da-lolzs)

  • *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  • friend: you good?
  • *i look up slowly*
  • me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
  • <---DONT REMOVE---->